1. I don't do windows because .. I love birds and don't want one to run into them and hurt themselves.
2. I don't wax floors because .. I am terrified a guest will slip, hurt themselves, I'll feel terrible and they may sue me.
3. I don't mind the dustbunnies because ... they are very good company and I have named most of them, they agree with everything I say.
4. I don't disturb cobwebs because .. I want every creature to have a home of their own and hubby loves spiders.
5. I don't Spring Clean because .. I love all the seasons and don't want them to get jealous.
6. I don't plant a garden because .. I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.
7. I don't put things away because .. my husband will never be able to find them again.
8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
9. I don't iron because .. I believe them when they say "Permanent Press".
1 comment:
I have to second that list!!
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