If I could find a way. . . I admit it: I'm an addict. I drink so much Mountain Dew, I should bleed, shit, and piss neon yellow. I blame this habit for my twisted sense of humor. . . but I'll never stop, it's too much fun!

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Complaints Department

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Thank you for your patience. Due to higher-than-average volume of complaints at the current time, your estimated wait time to speak to a representative is. . .

When Hillary's elected into the Oval Office!

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